Thursday, August 30, 2007

Balls of Furry

One fine day, my Mom and Dad go out on their porch to see that squirrels had eaten through the screen and ransacked a brand new bag of birdseed! It was a HUGE mess! After fixing the screen guess what happened again a few days later? Squirrels ate through another screen on the porch and had another little party! My father has now declared WAR ON THE SQUIRREL NATION!

He has set a trap in the backyard right in front of the porch and when one of those tree rats gets caught...Squiggy has a date with my Dad's pellet gun! Pop leaves the carcass on a wood pile in the backyard where he receives air-support from Mother Nature!

Of course my Sister thinks this is funny as all get out! While on vacation at the beach, she was doing a little shopping and came across a perfect gift for my Dad! A beach towel! What do you think?

6 comments:

Frasier said...

Thats funny!The towel,that is!

AmPowerBlog said...

Now, those are some big balls!

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EDGE said...

They make for an easy target.

Brooke said...

Someone should tell that squirrel he has elephtantitis... Or however you spell it.

EDGE said...

Maybe his father was an elephant?

Borepatch said...

LOL

But it looks like he bubba'd his M14 ...