Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Presidential Motorcade SUV

Have you ever wondered what all those extra SUV's in a Presidential motorcade are? You know the ones with the blackened windows that no one gets in or out of.

Well wonder no more! They have a 6 barreled 7.62 mini guns firing over 4,000 rounds per minute.

The wipers need to be run to remove spent casing when the weapon is firing!!


All I have to say is man, I gotta get me one of those...

7 comments:

Brooke said...

Dayam! When do those get on the market?

EDGE said...

Pull out in front of me will ya'...?

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Brooke said...

Or, "GET OFF THE FRICKIN' CELL PHONE!!!!"

nanc said...

DO YOUR MASCARA B-4 YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE,fish bumpersticker woman! uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh!

please, i'd like one in white. a nice set of steerhorns on the front please.

*;]

Jennifer said...

Hey Edge,

You must be as "beefy" as I am to handle a gun like that!

EDGE said...

Nanc,

Would you also like a cowboy hat with that?

Jennifer,

Yah I am a wuss. :O)

Jennifer said...

No way, Edge--you are a BEEFCAKE


Can't wait to watch the Edges play their first game one day. Go Edges!