shrek, you gotta let someone know before you crack one off like that. my mouth was open and everything! :-)
in all seriousness, though, i must now share with you the family secret about my grandfather. my grandfather was a preacher. a wonderful preacher. he would preach beautiful sermons to his congregation. every once in a while, though, he would stomp his feet or bang his hand on the pulpit to emphasize his point, and which point, my grandmother would quietly chuckle.
my mom, being the inquisitive sort, would ask her why she was laughing, only to be shushed.
many years later, my mom discovered the secret to the "emphasis" and the folliwing chuckle. whenever he would have gastro-intestinal problems while preaching, he would hide it with the stomping of his foot or the banging of the pulpit. that's right - he was ripping farts while preaching the word of God.
so, folks, next time you're in church, and the minister is delivering an impassioned message, just think - he may be "multitasking" - if ya know what i mean.
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Intelligent thoughts?
nope.
I'm laughing my...head off right now.
Great way to start the day, Edge.
Thanks!
fart jokes are my favorite.
tee hee.
Completely OT, but here's a suggestion for a movie from up north:
http://massbackwards.blogspot.com/2008/10/hmmmtough-call.html
shrek, you gotta let someone know before you crack one off like that. my mouth was open and everything! :-)
in all seriousness, though, i must now share with you the family secret about my grandfather. my grandfather was a preacher. a wonderful preacher. he would preach beautiful sermons to his congregation. every once in a while, though, he would stomp his feet or bang his hand on the pulpit to emphasize his point, and which point, my grandmother would quietly chuckle.
my mom, being the inquisitive sort, would ask her why she was laughing, only to be shushed.
many years later, my mom discovered the secret to the "emphasis" and the folliwing chuckle. whenever he would have gastro-intestinal problems while preaching, he would hide it with the stomping of his foot or the banging of the pulpit. that's right - he was ripping farts while preaching the word of God.
so, folks, next time you're in church, and the minister is delivering an impassioned message, just think - he may be "multitasking" - if ya know what i mean.
yea..youre a goofball!..and a cool one at that! heh
Reminds me of the opening scene of Blazing Saddles.
They actually put the word "FARTS" in the title of the story?
LOL!
Well, at least now you've got an excuse to let 'er rip. Gotta stay healthy and all.
Check this out, Edge. :)
"Make a joyful noise unto the Lord!"
Go TEXAS TECH!!!!!!!
;-)
i've always had extremely low pressure, but not because of farting as i just took that up a few years ago...
NOW PULL MY FINGER!
*:]
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