Showing posts with label words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label words. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

9 Letter Word

If I had to pass this question I'd still be in school. There are a
half million words in the English language so knowing this is almost
impossible.


'Nine letter word'

What if this was the only question on the exam to pass high
school English and earn your diploma. Would you graduate?
Okay you brainiacs, here is a brain teaser for you.

What nine letter word in the English language is still a word
when each of the nine letters is removed one by one?

Take a few minutes to try and come up with a nine letter word
that fits the bill, then watch the attached video.... Well, just
watch the video....because you're never going figure it out!

Scroll down and click the video below for the answer.























Wednesday, February 13, 2008

9 Words Women Use

Since I do not have a special Valentine for the BIG day, my sister took it upon herself to send me some helpful tips in case I should be so fortunate to have a wife, girlfriend, date...WHATEVER!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Here's a funny video a buddy just sent me...


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